11/23/08

Wishlist

I found something really funny called Dear Santa letter generator; where u fill all empty blanks, here it goes:

Dear Santa Claus,

This year, I have been a very passive aggressive little girl. I have sometimes lied, and I have rarely helped my grandma with their chores. And I always say thank you, which makes me nice, and so I deserve lots of blank checks this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring earrings. For my daddy, please bring a new razor. For my big sister, please bring Newport Lights 100’s. For my doggy, please bring breath mints. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some work ethic.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Star Wars sheets, and front row tickets to Mary-Kate and Ashley – plus backstage passes so I can get behind the scenes! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my Lamborghini Diablo VT 6.0. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the cookies I left out for you.

Breathlessly,

Agnes Lee

PS: Please say Merry Christmas to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Audrey Lee? She has been a really perverted weener all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put coal in their stocking. Thanks!

Our real deal letter to Santa

Dear Santa,
We have been so gooooood this whole year(agnes-hoho!). Will u pleaseeeeeee3x be kind to our poor souls and get us these cool sprinkles (all kind yeah?) :

Ps: We'll make sure to bake cookies and pour a glass of milk under the christmas tree.

Pps: We promise not to scare your reindeers away.


Bakerella, ure our Superstar! Pls dont stop baking!

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